these tips are literally so on point omfg
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
|—||― Charlette Mikulka (via psych-quotes)|
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.